Gotta Hatch 'Em All!: Thirty Dirty Ways to Hatch Eggs in Pokémon GO Like a Boss
Format: Print Length
Publisher: P.M.S. Publishing; 2 edition (July 28, 2016)
Format: PDF / Kindle / ePub
Size: 8.5 MB
Downloadable formats: PDF
Are you sick of walking around like an a$hole all day, trying to hatch eggs, only to find out it's just another f**king weedle? Well, you're not alone, and I feel your pain. On a whim, my wife and I began a challenge with one another to see who could come up with the most effective way of hatching eggs, which rapidly devolved into coming up with the most insane ways to hatch them. So here they are, the thirty dirty methods we came up with, for your own edification and amusement. You're welcome!
Disclaimer: While I maintain that every method in this book work, use your own judgement while reading each analysis. This book is meant as much to inspire humor and ingenuity on the part of the reader, as it is to be instructive. While some of these methods may work well, and others may not, I am in no way responsible for any damage done to your phones, your person, or to your pride, when someone laughs at you for attempting any of these methods. Part of playing Pokémon GO is embracing just how silly it is, and just how silly, in turn, we are for playing it. I've been playing this game for only a few short weeks, and already, I've been sunburned, eaten alive by nocturnal bugs, almost run over, and kicked in the Poké-balls by a woman in a bikini trying to suntan on her own private property. Gamer discretion is advised.